Movie Review: Grand Masti - neither grand, nor mast
Movie: Grand Masti
Main star cast: Aftab Shivdasani, Viveik Oberoi, Riteish Deshmukh, Kainaat Arora, Sonali Kulkarni, Karishma Tanna, Manjari Phadnis
Director: Indra Kumar
Producer: Indra Kumar, Ashok Thakeria
Critic Rating: *
Ideally, a film like this cannot be dignified with a review. Let me graphically describe the first scene still so you can sense the pointlessness of detailing any further. The three gentlemen in this movie, who it seems graduated straight from kindergarten into college, start out by lecturing students about how they had been taught their alphabets wrong. That A’s not for apple, it stands for... This is when the camera starts following women’s bums (or arses). Likewise B is for, now you see tight close-ups of several women’s b*****s. And C is for, they don’t say what, but obviously imply the organ they’ve come out from. D is for dil-se, which is how these boys closely study these human parts, hoping to get to F, and you know what F stands for. In the same scene, a busty woman in a bikini slowly wipes ice-cream off her cleavage in a fountain, the water from the sprinkler rises up at the sight.
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