Kiss or not to kiss?
Never kiss a police woman. She will say ‘Stop and hands up'
Never kiss a nurse. She will say ‘next'
Always kiss a teacher. She will say ‘repeat it 5 times'
A couple was sitting in garden, suddenly the dogs starting kissing each other.
Boy: If you don't mind then I also want to do it?
Girl: I don't have a problem with you doing that but take care; the other dog looks quite dangerous.
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