THE GOOD, BAD AND UGLY...
Good: Your wife isn't talkin to you.
Bad: She wants divorce.
Ugly: She is a lawyer!
Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He is involved with the woman next door.
Ugly: So are you!
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find porn there.
Ugly: You are in it!
Good: Your wife and you agree to have no more kids.
Bad: She can't find her birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 15 year old daughter has it!
Good: You start telling your children about sex as they are becoming mature.
Bad: They keep interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.
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