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Five hilarious jokes to tickle your funny bone

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  • Apr 26, 2013, 19:27 PM IST
Five hilarious jokes to tickle your funny bone
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    Five hilarious jokes to tickle your funny bone
    Grandpa and Little Johnny were sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked, “Grandpa, are you going to take that new Viagra?” 
     
    Grandpa looked at him and said, “No Johnny, I will not.” 
     
    “But Grandpa, why?” asked little Johnny. 
     
    Grandpa replied: “Because, there is no sense in putting lead in your pencil if you have no one worth writing to!”
     
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    Five hilarious jokes to tickle your funny bone
    Little Johnny asked his Sunday school teacher, “Do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark?”
     
    The teacher said, “I imagine he did.” 
     
    Little Johnny asked, “Well, he couldn’t have caught many, with only two worms!”
     
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    Five hilarious jokes to tickle your funny bone
    “Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding out her hand. 
     
     
    “My dog ate it,” was his solemn response. 
     
    “Johnny, I've been a teacher for eighteen years. Do you really expect me to believe that?” 
     
    “It’s true, Miss Martin, I swear, “insisted Johnny. “I had to force him, but he ate it!”
     
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    Five hilarious jokes to tickle your funny bone
    A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class the difference between right and wrong.
     
    “All right children, let’s take another example,” she said.
     
    “If I were to get into a man’s pocket and take all his money, what would I be?” 
     
    Little Johnny raised his hand and blurted out, “You’d be his wife!”
     

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