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How wife outsmarted husband

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  • Feb 23, 2013, 17:50 PM IST
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A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:

"Dear wife,

 You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain
needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you
as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that
by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18
-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband"

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that
read as follows:

"Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I
will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the
brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that
18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up."


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