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It's getting hot honey!

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  • Jan 18, 2013, 13:09 PM IST
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Wife: Oh, come on. 
Husband: Leave me alone! 
Wife: It won't take long. 
Husband: I won't be able to sleep afterwards. 
Wife: I can't sleep without it. 
Husband: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night? 
Wife: Because I'm Hot. 
Husband: You get hot at the darnedest times. 
Wife: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you. 
Husband: If you love me you'd be more considerate. 
Wife: You don't love me anymore. 
Husband: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight. 
Wife: (Sob-Sob) 
Husband: Alright, I'll do it. 
Wife: What's the matter? Need a flashlight? 
Husband: I can't find it. 
Wife: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it! 
Husband: There! Are you satisfied? 
Wife: Oh, yes, honey. 
Husband: Is it up far enough? 
Wife: Oh, that's fine. 
Husband: Now go to bed and from now on when you want the window open, do it yourself.
 
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