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  • Funny question and answer: We bet you can't give such unique answers... Wanna try????
    Funny question and answer: We bet you can't give such unique answers... Wanna try????
    Read out some funniest, hilarious and common sense questions that have an obvious answer; even though they are being asked. As you all know COMMON SENSE IS NOT COMMON...
    Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
    A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!
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    Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
    A. No time at all it is already built.
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    Q. Approximately how many birthdays does the average Japanese woman have?
    A. Just one. All the others are anniversaries.
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    Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
    A. Very large hands.
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    Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
    A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
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    Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
    A. He sleeps at night.
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    Q. Why it is impossible to send a telegram to Washington today?
    A: Because he is dead.
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    Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
    A: It becomes wet.
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    Q. What often falls but never gets hurt?
    A : Rain
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    Q. What is that no man ever saw which never was but always will be?
    A : TOMORROW.
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    Q. What looks like half Apple?
    A : The other half.
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    Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
    A : Dinner.
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    Q. What gets wet with drying?
    A : A towel.
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    Q. What 3 letters change a girl into a woman?
    A : AGE.
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    Q. What happened when wheel was invented?
    A : It caused a revolution.
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    Q. Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
    A : Because it has its own scales.
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    Q. Why does a bike rest on its leg?
    A : Because it is too tired.
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    Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state
    A : Liquid
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